How to kill your wife???? You're better off cheating on her!

I just came back from a date with one of the hottest girls i picked up and she told me that one of the most searched keywords in google is "how to kill my wife". I had a couple of drinks on me so don't quote on on the exact phrase but that got me thinking. Why would some one want to kill their wife? I admit, if she was an ugly cougar, i could understand. You can't be a man and deal with that crap. Especially if she is past 30 and have wrinkles because that means they're way pass their prime.

Being a civilized citizen, I'm all against any kind of violence, weather it is against humans, animals or Canadians. But why try to kill the wife when you can cheat on her? I have many friends who have done that and I have been more than dishonest at times by dating more than one woman.

If you're seriously considering killing your wife, A visit to "www.ashleymadison.com" will change you life forever! However; make sure you don't long on to "www.match.com" and contact potential dates while you're married. One of my coworkers did that and got caught. Got to be discrete when having multiple women in your life, but that's for another post.