Song of the week

Timbaland - The Way I Are



Lyrics

(Yeah, Yeah) x3

[Verse 1 - Timbaland]
I ain't got no money
I ain't got no car to take you on a date
I can't even buy you flowers
But together we be the perfect soulmates
Talk to me girl

(Oh) Baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

[Chorus] - Keri Hilson & (D.O.E)
Baby you could strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equiped
Can you handle me the way I are? )
I don't need the cheese, or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like, I like, I like...

[Verse 2 - Timbaland]
I ain't got no Visa
I ain't got no Red American Express
We can't go nowhere exotic
It don't matter 'cause I'm the one that loves you best

Talk to me girl

[Bridge 2 - Keri Hilson]
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

[Chorus] - Keri Hilson & (D.O.E)
Baby you can strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equiped
Can you handle me the way I are? )
I don't need the cheese or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are

[Verse 3 - D.O.E.]
Baby girl, I don't got a huge ol' house I rent a room in a house
Listen baby girl, I ain't got a motorboat but I can float ya boat
So listen baby girl, once you get a dose of D.O.E. you gon' want some mo'
So listen baby girl, when I'm naked I want you there, want you there, yeah.

Yo my money ain't Luth like felling 'em,
And it's really not quite Moris Allison
Your body ain't Pamela Anderson
It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan

So, Listen baby girl, before I let you lose a pound, I'll buy a bigger car
I love you just the way you are, The way you are.

Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go dutch, you can still touch my love, it's free
We can work without the perks just you and me
Thug it out 'til we get it right

Baby you can strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are
(I'm about to strip and I'm well equiped
Can you handle me the way I are? ) x2

I don't need the cheese or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
Let me see ya strip, you can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are


Here is the remix

LR: Twilight Badonkadonk

One of my biggest weaknesses is a girl with a badonkadonk aka a nice bootay!!!!! Every time I see that, I fall in lust with her. I can't help it. I'm attracted to that and I want to do every thing in my power to posses her. It's a natural response.

Anyways, lets get back to the story. I was at Twilight, a club that tends to be a cockfest a lot of times but it does have few cute ethnic chicks. Mostly Latinas, Indian's and Mixed girls.

I was talking to a friend of a friend and saw these two girls walking. It was a moving set but I opened. Went in strong & direct, the set hooked, and I introduced the obstacle to the guy I was talking to. We're both in.

Dance clubs are not a place to talk, so I immediate built a tiny bit of rapport and make them go and dance with me. We dance around and then go to the bar, where I notice this other cute girl giving me the eye. I leave my target by the bar, because some other guy started to chat with her then and I didn't want to compete with him. Looks like she was into him as well.

So I walk over to the other girl and chat with her for a little bit. Number close her and return to my girl. She is still talking to the same random dude. I go in and get her attention. There is no way I'm gonna loose this girl to some random guy. Not this time! I talk to her for a little bit and number close her and leave her to get more numbers.

Later on the night I see her again and she is still with the same guy. I think he tried to take her back home but it didn't work. So I chat with some other people and look at her again. This time she is by herself, standing next to her friend. I go in again, give her a hug and start running verbal diarrhea, aka the Juggler method. End up kissing her before I leave home.

The next day, I text back and forth with all the girls I met and set up the day2s. Set a day2 with her on Sunday. Damn logistics. Usually I try to set up the day2 ASAP but we were both busy so it had to be a week late.

Around Saturday she calls me back and asks what my plans are. HINT: She wants to see me sooner. So I tell her than I'm hungry and want to grab a late lunch. She agrees and I tell her to come and pick me up.

She arrives, we go and grab some Thai food and drove around Seattle hitting up antique stores. Every time I go on a day2, I don't finish my meal. I take some thing to go, because that way I can say "My food might spoil. I need to put it in my fridge." Great excuse to take her back home.

At my place, we sit at my coffee table and she looks around the window. I have the most amazing view of Seattle. I go behind her and give her a hug and start smelling the back of her neck. She gets turned on. Slowly, I move closer to her mouth and kiss her lightly and keep smelling the back of her neck again. Then I start to tell her how I'm gonna kiss her and describe how we are going to have sex. The key here is to describe every thing in vivid detail.

Ex: I will unbutton your belt buckle and pull your pants down until I see your panties. Then I will kiss you right above your thigh and you will make a slight moan..... Read some Romance novels and this shit will be really easy and the rest is history :)

Spin me around

I'm feeling a little gay now. This song just hit the spot.



God, I wish I was born in the 1970s! Would have loved to dance and spin around to this gay song. Actually, I take it back. It would suck to be in the 30s and do this stupid PU bullshit. Talk about having a midlife crisis.